One of my pet peeves is girls' purses. Yes that's right, purses! Trying to find something in a girl's purse is like rummaging through the aftermath of a natural disaster! Now I know I am crossing the line into dangerous female territory, but honestly, am I lying? You know it's true girls! At any given moment, if you spilled the contents of your purse onto a table, a good 80% of what you see is junk; consisting of receipts for things you don't remember buying, empty containers of make-up, tissues (new and used!), and thousands of beads from a broken necklace you "really are gonna fix, really!" Endless!

Why not just go with a wallet? Simplicity is awesome! Everything in a guy's wallet is there for a reason. Yes that's right, those recepits, the World War Two era penny, ticket stubs, pocket fuzz - everything in it's place and for a purpose!

Ok, It may not all have a distinct purpose, but at least you can find that business card of that guy you don't remember that does that work that you didn't understand in under five minutes!

Purses cause dimensia! They should do a study!